"you can totally tell your hair is dyed because of your eyebrows"
oh no. what will i do now. people know. it’s too late. people can tell that i have dyed my hair. my eyebrows have given me away. i must flee. there isn’t any time to pack. i’ll leave under cover of the night
No dude, I swear powder blue is my natural hair color lol
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment
i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”